check this s.s. quotes i got!...
"Stupidity isn't a virus...but it sure is spreadin' like one!" - Sandy Cheeks
"Well it may be stupid, but it's also dumb!" - Patrick Star
"I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End." - Patrick Star
"Spongebob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Um... more time for thinking." - Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star